WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



mashed in maryland 7:40 Thu Oct 16
Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Was a bit in Futurama a few days ago where they're doing a presentation on the professor, and Bender goes "and now a man who needs no introduction..." and just walks off stage so the next person comes on. Not really funny at all but had me doubling up for ages.

Also there was a thread on here once called "whats your favourite Chinese footballer" and someone replied "Flank Rampard". Made me piss myself at the time and still does when I think about it.

Any more?

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Pancho 4:10 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Ag!

SEE!

BetterthanKaka 4:10 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Pancho 4:01 Mon Oct 20

JustAFatKevinDavies 4:09 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
retards

Grumpster 4:09 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
I saw someone hit by a motorbike down Commercial Street about a year ago and for some reason I had to laugh, even though the poor cunt was thrown 10 metres and was screaming in pain.

Oh yeah, was because he walked across a fucking busy road, while looking at his phone and not doing his green cross code and ended up also with his scalding hot coffee in his face on the floor.

I'm sure he made a full recovery and learnt his lesson about messing with busy roads.

People hurting themselves just creases me up, so long as they're not life threatening injuries obviously.

Pancho 4:07 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
DAPPER FUCKING LAUGHS!!!

Jesus fucking christ!!

Bromley Reject 4:03 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Dapper Laughs on The Pull

I'm not proud of myself though.

Phils White Gloves 4:03 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
http://youtu.be/t0stJkUWUyM

Pancho 4:01 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
BetterThanKaka...

Eddie B 3:57 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
As if by magic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SGgAlCYc7I

united we stand 3:51 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Could of been mim.

mashed in maryland 2:52 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
united we stand 12:32 Mon Oct 20

Thought that was Collins Wong?

Also did "I've beaten up over a thousand people for West Ham. One every weekend for 20 years = over a thousand" or something.

On FAH he also said that he'd been on the Crystal Maze and finished it in record time and that he owns 3 cluster management companies.

LOL'ing a bit just thinking about it.

Blunders 1:37 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
When little kids fall over, especially on gravel or something like that.

They're fine but then look at their hands or knees and suddenly the waterworks start.


Yes, I am evil.

Pancho 12:47 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
The Arsenal midget was the greatest thing Panch has seen on TV since the blind jock got hit in the head on Big Brother.

sbeddy 12:46 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
My other half cannot stop herself laughing at midgets. On the tele or in public. She just bursts out loud - cant help herself. Its fucking embarrassing - and she's only 4'.11 herself.

Pancho 12:37 Mon Oct 20
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Remember getting a WHOmail from Belstaff offering me a bag of pills at £2 - 86% pure MDMA.

Then another saying "shit wrong person...................do you want the pills though?

The percentage of pureness had me in tears. Not just "old school - Ibiza '89" but 86% proof!

united we stand 12:32 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Belstaff was a genius wasn't he ?

The Ibiza story when his MATE hired a jet ski, and ride it all the way to Southend and back to pick up more gear.

And

Tieing up a German bird on top of the hotel roof, and she nearly got burnt to death

Razzle 12:27 Mon Oct 20
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"mum cut" on Scrotal recall

worm 12:17 Mon Oct 20
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Belstaff was comedy genius

mashed in maryland 10:54 Sun Oct 19
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Nurse Ratched 1:01 Sat Oct 18

Genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever "witnessed" in my entire life.

Cannot explain it.

HairyHammer 4:03 Sat Oct 18
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Fat people who are morbidly obese yet claim they hardly eat anything.
That should be annoying but it makes me chuckle.

leave my arcelona 2:26 Sat Oct 18
Re: Things that aren't that funny, but you find really funny for some reason
Not sure which whoer it was but belstaff once claiming he spotted him with a tray full of drinks in a boozer, tripped him up and then found him a couple of hours later in the bogs crying was fucking hilarious

Funniest fucker this site has ever had. That he gets banned and the 24/7 trolls are allowed to stay is why certain mods get called cunts by certain posters on a regular basis

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